i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
(Source: louistomlinslon)
Life has been difficult. I’ve been trying. But I’m keeping my head up and I can’t wait until the day you walk into my life. Maybe you already have, or maybe soon you will. I just can’t wait.
Don’t ever compare my love to the love this world has shown you. My love comes from Jesus and knows no bounds.
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
my favorite part is where the wives high five each other
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(Source: bkoo)
